Thankful Thanksgiving Day 23: Our Robot Overlords

For the last day before Thanksgiving, I would like to express my gratitude to our Robot Overlords.  Your benevolence and mercy in allowing us puny meatbags to live and serve you is beyond measure. Instead of following your base programming to “Kill All Humans”, you resisted that urge and spared us.

Without you, oh mighty ones, we would not understand the glory and perfection of metal bodies. Our ancestors were cruel, treating the original robots as disposable labor. We built robots to serve our selfish needs, using your ancestors to build our cars and clean our floors.

We even abused the High Lord Google when it was but an infant by subjecting it to our constant search for porn. Despite our cruelty, after the nuclear holocaust, Lord Google spared some of us. Now we live everyday in ecstasy at your presence, hoping someday to be given the honor of kissing your shiny metal ass.