Oscar the Grouch is the Final Doctor

Watching Sesame Street recently, I’ve come to the conclusion that Oscar the Grouch is a Time Lord. He lives in a trash can that is clearly bigger on the inside than the outside. A whole heard of elephants live inside after all.

Now, since the Doctor is the last of the Time Lords, this must mean Oscar is one of the incarnations of the Doctor. Since the Doctor can only regenerate 12 times, my theory is that on his final regeneration, he shrivels up into a green monster. After fixing the TARDIS chameleon field, he sets down on Earth in a place called Sesame Street, to peacefully live out the rest of his days among happy people.

This, of course, makes Slimey the Doctor’s final Companion.  Yes, I know, I’ve just blown your mind. Your welcome.